Gates has been a eugenic all his life and has stated he wants to depopulate the earth. His father ran planned parenthood for a long time. Can you think of a better way to accomplish this than a vaccine to "save" us from the virus?
Not only that, but I heard the microchips will transmit my brainwaves right through the tinfoil and allow the deep state to read my mind from satellites.
Dude, that big 55 gallon drum filled with lead scrap in your backyard.............you know the one.............for casting boolits.
That lead can be pounded or rolled into thin flat sheets to make a nice hat with.
Or, you could maybe use the "lost wax" method with a plastic Homer bucket and make yourself a lead brain bucket
Let them satellites ping away then.
Might want to find someone that still does lead sheet roofing too, that way you take the hat off indoors like a proper gentleman.