Shot a rabbit. Froze it in a sitting position. Set it up in the neighbor's garden. He kept shooting it with his bb gun. Couldn't figure out how he kept missing.
Lol
I found a big fat raccoon, just been hit a couple hours, rigor setting in,
Stopped and got him and ‘formed’ into a seated, arms holding a 24oz Miller lite stovepipe.
Set him up in a curve, on the double-yellow lines. state highway
Hung out in a buds yard, drank a few more of them stovepipes...and watched. He made it about an hour, till a Lowered Mazda mini-truck knocked defuq outta him.
The thing lit out like a furry bowling ball about a 100ft down the road. Mini mazda kept on rollin.
Was almost worth going back down and setting him back up, I was so drunk thought enough that I get to laughing my ass off and get ran over too.
