Back in high school we found a dead opossum one morning when we stopped at a little store/restaurant on the way to hunting. Found a car parked away from view of any windows, laid it on a hood, tied its tail to the antenna and stuck a cigarette in its mouth.

An older feller told us that when they were younger they white washed an older mans horse one Saturday night. Said they were all laughing like fiends when the old guy rode the horse to church the next morning. By the time the old guy had told the story of seeing a white horse in his pasture that morning they were crying with laughter.


Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight.



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