A few years ago I sold a used Tacoma. $15k. Guy paid via Wells Fargo cashiers check.

Went into a local branch to cash the check - I wanted to cash the check........... with cash. Literally, I wanted to cash a Wells Fargo check at a Wells Fargo, for....uhh.... CASH.

The old lady behind the counter got nervous. Started shaking. Like we were fixing to rob the place. Lots of questions. Lots of looks. Lots of stalling. A lot of looking up into cameras.

My wife got a bit irritated and the teller told her to step out of the building, which irritated me. Next thing I know, two employees are on both sides of me - like, security??

An HOUR later I had my cash. 3 or 4 months later I ended up in my new job. Rolling over my hefty 401(k) from Wells Fargo to Park Ave Securities was satisfying.

AZZHOLES.

The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.