I've made fake bird houses for "storing" various small items.
They are normal aside from the black screen that covers the inside of the entrance to keep birds and wasps from nesting.
No one ever pays attention to them.
Since anyone that has computer access can
can see this, the birdhouse is now one of the
first places I'd look if I were a crook or a cop.
The cops here always look in toilet tanks, A/C
ducts, phoney electrical outlets, phoney can stash
boxes, sink traps, couch and chair cushions,
pockets of clothes in closets, lots of formerly
smart places to hide when they're doing drug
raids here.
Just me, if I'm going to hide a pile of bills,
It'll be out in the sticks in a non- metallic
container. In a gnarly place where nobody
in their right mind would want to go
