Whenever I am at the range testing loads in my 20mm Oerlikon autocannon and a Commie gives me attitude, I pimp-slap them with my flintlock. Works every time.
Delivered upside the head whilst dressed in a powdered wig, breechpants, and waistcoat with a distinctly Colonial English accent: "Get thee hence!! You're a rapscallion and a vagabond!!!"
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