Went to the bar after work for a few beers with my work mates. They have $1 happy hour beers in 10 ounce plastic cups. They had a rerun of the last Super Bowl on the TV. I was finishing my #2 dollar beer and thinking about #3 when the jackass on the bar stool next to me (a drinkin’ buddy of my buddy Dave) ask them to turn the sound on. Fugg in’ idiots in the bar starting cheering to a game that happened 5 months ago.

Ah, fuque this, I’m outta here.


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- Tamara Keel