The first time I saw this, it was opening day, honcho that ran the place shot a doe and a yearling about 3:30. Put them in the back of his truck, headed to the sign in shack. Sat there, truck in the sun, at least 80 degrees, until we all came back to sign out. Those things were bloated up like road kill. He was all excited about how fat they were.
After I commented on the yearling, he claimed there were 2 species of whitetail deer in SE AL, long bodies and short bodies. He said he got one of each. Dude was serious. When I asked him if he had ever seen a short body with a nice rack, he said short bodies dont grow big racks, thats why they shoot them.
I thought my buddy and I were gonna piss ourselves, we were laughing so hard.
