Too long, didn't read. From the first few lines I'm pretty sure it's stupid.
Flave,
If I thought there was a snowball's chance in any sort of God giving a damn what I thought, I'd surely pray for you.
At this point, I'm pretty sure he'd make it hit your place on purpose just to spite me.
Jackoff,
I appreciate being in your thoughts and not your prayers.
All the best.
