Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by xxclaro
Originally Posted by huntinaz
Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen


This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy.



Jeebus....what have you been doing? Polishing your hockey stick?


Couple pages back........beat you to it big time.





Ah well see I'm up here in Canaderp, and so the time zones are different and stuff and also our internet is slow and we have all kinds of Covid just screwing everything up so that's probably what happened here. In any case, we can't be sidelined by such trivial matters when a fellow fire member is in such dire circumstances!