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Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen