first buy a mustard yellow Avalanche.
then mount a 2500# superwinch to the plastic valance over the back window.
next get 1 mile of cable .
lastly Ass shoot a bear, go home for the night, come back next am , lasso the bear with the mile long cable.......

i couldn't help my self!
i ahve used a wench and a winch to get moose whole into pickups and onto trailers. the best loading of a moose was when my cousin shot his 30 yards above a logging rd. there were 3 guys present. we backed his pu up to the bank, then slid the bugger down the hillside , over the bank and into his pu bed. actually i held the 3 rifles and cuz and friend did all the work! grin


the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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