first buy a mustard yellow Avalanche.
then mount a 2500# superwinch to the plastic valance over the back window.
next get 1 mile of cable .
lastly Ass shoot a bear, go home for the night, come back next am , lasso the bear with the mile long cable.......
i couldn't help my self!
i ahve used a wench and a winch to get moose whole into pickups and onto trailers. the best loading of a moose was when my cousin shot his 30 yards above a logging rd. there were 3 guys present. we backed his pu up to the bank, then slid the bugger down the hillside , over the bank and into his pu bed. actually i held the 3 rifles and cuz and friend did all the work!