I was a baby. Catholic.

Seen the Baptist’s do it. Those bastards like to drown ya.
Saw another at a new fangled rock and roll church. The kind where everybody high fives. Thought for sure somebody was going to get electrocuted with the light show, sound stage, preacher kid jumping in the hot tub splashing around hollering and carrying on with a microphone in his hand.


“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”