Opening statement from Trump tonight that would absolutely KILL IT:

I’d like to thank the moderators, the viewers in the audience, and those at home watching tonight.

After having the Corona virus here recently, I know how scary health illnesses can be for a family, and I just want to assure the moderators, the audience, and viewers watching from home, that I will not use Vice President Joe Biden’s late stage of Dementia, he is currently fighting, against him tonight.

I wish him and his family well as they confront this dire and incurable disease of the brain he is presently fighting.

God bless you Joe.

Thank you.


"He is far from Stupid"

”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence


– DocRocket (In reference to ElkSlayer91)