True story...
We went to a Nashville Sounds baseball game one night, and it turns out there was a midget conference in town. I guess they got a package deal on tickets or something. We were about the only normal size people in the place. Damn that was creepy! They tried to do a wave, but it was only a ripple.
There was one sitting behind us. He was talking on his phone the entire gam. You’ve never seen a louder, more obnoxious SOB in your life.
