We were a a joint called Boomer Jacks in Fort Worth. St Patrick’s day. 2009. Dwarf tossing contest. We had been waaay over served. 20$ to toss one. Supposed to just sort of push them onto landing pads....right! My turn...little guy stuck out his stubby little arm and I grabbed on with both of mine and spun him like a hammer throw. He rolled and tumbled about 20’!! I can’t even think of it without laughing to tears. All them munchkins went running to help him and then came up talking smack. I really couldn’t have defended myself if they had gone off. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen or done. I was a bit outta control back then.
