Originally Posted by mathman
Originally Posted by 79S
I won $20 bucks on a scratch off ticket one time..


Did you stand at the counter, holding up the checkout line, while you did the scratching?



Oh man,

MS has been doing scratch offs for about a year.

I’ll go in for a Diet Coke and some jerky. Get gas.

Madea will be in there get dem tickets.

$20 worth. $1 at a time.

Gimme one of dem Mississippi Mud Jackpot.

Gimme one of dem Golden Jubilee

Gimme one of dem Crazy 7’s

On and on like stock broker picking stocks.....


Thn gotta cash in yesterday’s scratch offs.

Holee Fug. 🤬.

Then one the way out “sury babeee i tuk so long”.

Knowing she had day to do it.



Dave

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