Ahhh man
I don’t wanna be a couch cûnt or have a dog that eats kitty tootsie rolls. Especially not in my home owners association.
What about a Feist
Fiests is what rat terriers were before breeders got ahold of em. Teddy Roosevelt liked them immensely, even bring a couple into the Whitehouse IIRC.
Used to be general purpose farm dogs; vermin control, intruder alarm and small game hunting. Not as one track mind as a Jack Russel.