I have many provisions on hand for family
My in laws are fools though, even though I have stuff for them they are aloof to things going on.
They had no idea toilet paper was getting scarce. We offered to get them some a 16- pack and the mother in law was like “that’s ok honey we still have a couple of rolls”
Listen dammit, I’m getting you all a big pack so you aint on my doorstep with a dumb ass plea for assistance.