Been buying the things for 20 years. At one point when all three kids were in high school and playing sports we'd go through three or four a week. Never had a pink one. Back when they were 3.99 it was a huge food savings for a larger family.

Only time I can beat that price is when whole chickens are less than buck a pound. That's if you don't include your time to prepare chicken and toss in oven.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."