But what he really means is he wants to get in a d*** measuring contest with you. I don’t ever see a reason to go down that road, especially with an idiot of a neighbor. The only way you can ‘win’ a contest like that with your neighbor is to go get something that is so clearly superior to his new toy he will shut up about it. Obviously that’s foolish, which is why I would just smile and nod when he starts engaging in a ‘my truck is better than yours’ discussion.
... or you could throw a football at his groin.
Last edited by High_Noon; 02/04/21.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
