Originally Posted by ironbender
A friend will help you move.

A good friend will help you move a body.


Wife has been binge watching Sopranos lately.

30 yrs of marriage, she turns to me and asked if I've ever done a favor for a good friend.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."