1st rule about sockpuppet club, is dont grow attatched to a sock puppet cause it's just business. 2nd rule about sockpuppet club is dont talk about sock puppet club.
You left off rule 3
Do NOT tell even best bud you running a sock puppet. Cause he will want to ‘borrow it’ to put a hatchet job on someone
But he’ll fouck it up by adding “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” To the end of a sentence and blowing the cover.