3rd grade. New school. Me being short and w crooked eye
Some jackass decides to mouth off. Kinda got pushy too.
So i ran him into the corner of the room and grabbed Mrs Black's oak chair....and was gonna crash it over his head.
But she walked in and yelled my full name so I put the brakes on mid swing.
Hauled me to the hall and gave me a paddlin, after the rest of the class came in.
Proly could feel the heat off my face for 20 ft. Man was I pissed.
No problems after that really. Next bastard I wasnt gonna stop teachin a lesson too.
