Well, somebody's got to, I got one foot in the grave over here. I already filled out my toe tag, just left the date open so a hero like Joe can fill that in for me.
Well, you got the deliberately stupid part down pat.
You don't go out in the mountains much, but have it handy for your mall and neighborhood walks.
Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.
