You only know that because of that time you missed and you ended up on the receiving end of the game we were playing. Was it snake the sewer or pump the septic? I can't remember. Everyone knows this is a gay site. It should be called outdoorsmen on the down low.
I bet all your relatives refer to you as "The Cock Sucker."
LOL
After all the times you have eaten at their houses, they would be shocked that you would say such a thing. You always seemed like such a nice boy to them.
