Gawd...they have made pot soooooooo gay.
Some fugging guy named Smithers is growing pot in the alley behind a Mormon temple.
Gayer'n aids.
Pot has always been gay. You want a manly drug, you gotta do some crystal.
Says someone who has never done drugs.
You write that as if it is not a wise and wonderful thing to avoid all mind altering substances.
Better avoid coffee, tea, sugary drinks and while not a substance but an activity...........................................
you best avoid that mind altering SEX stuff.