I wouldn’t have to eat so much, if I didn’t [bleep] so often.

When I’m backed up, I eat a pear followed by a big dip of Beech Nut Wintergreen. Set the timer, and you better be sitting on the pot with your pants down in 4min 38 seconds. If you wait any longer than 4min 40 seconds - there’s going to be some repainting to do.

Last edited by Stammster; 07/30/21.