Only time in my life I ever had issues dropping a doak was the first week at MCRD. Man you couldn’t drive a sewing needle up my pooper!!! Then a ter a week or so, one evening after lights out a miracle occurred!!! I gave birth to a 14 pound bouncing baby turd !!!! Everything was good after that!!! Especially with a bit of SOS in the morning!


Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS