reminds of this parable
A guy, let's call him Steve, well he lives in an eastern province of Canada and fancies himself an educated fellah. See Steve never encountered any hardship in his life and was lucky enough to marry an attractive gal who had a history of banging basically any guy who walked within 50 feet of her. One fine post Covid day Steve's wife told him that the .303 was an ineffective round and ordered Steve to go turn in all of his cherished 303's to the local RCMP. Being the cuckholded husband he was, Steve immediately agreed and rushed to gather and bring his firearms to the police.
On the way home, after passing by multitudes of boarded up businesses, schools and churches, from the RCMP office Steve saw a big sign with a smiling Justin Trudeau telling its citizens to get their 11 th booster shot; a new requirement to the 4 page vaccination booklet. . Steve immediately became sexually aroused thinking of Justin's delicious needle penetrating his body. Steve hurriedly drove his car to the nearest Tim Hortons where they were giving the booster and a free Canadian maple donut. Upon receiving the shot Steve again became aroused imagining Justin Trudeau inside his body. flowing and filling up every empty space in his soul. In his aroused state Steve rushed home to have his monthly couple with his beautiful wife. Steve pulled into the driveway at such a high rate of speed he almost drove into his closed garage door. Still aroused by the Justin shot Steve left his vehicle in such a hurry he neglected to shut off the engine and left his door open.
Halfway through the front door Steve could hear squealing laughter, high pitched screams and groaning from the master bedroom. Steve thought for a second that the voices sounded male in their low timber. So Steve ran back to the bedroom and opened the door. Silhouetted against the closed bedroom curtains Steve could barely make out two muscular male figures; one standing and one kneeling next to his wife who was down on all fours. Steve backed up one step and flicked on the light switch and witnessed his wife engaged in a sexual act/felatio with a large Albertan oil worker and what looked like a bearded thin tall , but muscular, Somali refugee. In shock, but still aroused upon seeing the naked Somali man, Steve then heard his wife scream out "Don't believe your eyes and ears, I am not having sex and enjoying it with two young men in our bedroom". She added "Please leave" and then asked him to close the door .
With first a puzzled look that slowly morphed into smile Steve remarked " Well, that sounds perfectly reasonable" and left to get another booster shot. Life is good in Canada he thought
That was good. Keep it up.
