When I started pumping gas in our service station, regular was $ .25, ethyl was $ .26, and premium was $ .28 per gallon.

And yes, it was a service station. "Check under your hood ma'am?"

Check the oil, tire pressure, wash windows, and top off the burlap water bag hanging from the front bumper.

Any of you whippersnappers ever even heard of "ethyl"?

If not - get the hell offa my porch dammit.