I'm so old I remember having a bowl of popcorn while listening to The Lone Ranger on the radio.
I'm so old I took my driver's test at age 16 in a car with a manual transmission. ( Passed it too! )
I'm so old I remember when baseball players played for one team while in the majors.
I'm so old, no wait I forget.
When you can get the last word with an echo, you may have the last word with your wife. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce
If goose was the only meat, there would be a lot more vegetarians. - Lloyd Adams, waterfowl hunter
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