Odd looking oriental joker knocked on my door a few months ago. As usual I answered the bell with my flame thrower strapped on and ready. Apparently I scared him. He started screaming something like “It’s Chuck! It’s Chuck!” and he ran away.
Someday I might get to use my pest fryer.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
