Twenty some years ago my wife was a salesman in women's clothing for JC Penny's. They would give the employee's $2 bills for every credit app they took in and she acquired a stack of those sumbitche's a mile high. Gave them away to nieces and nephew's for birthday's, etc. for a while. We still have a little over 50 of them. This makes me want to have a little fun!

Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.

I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.