A friend's nephew gave him a bottle of Laphroaig as a thank-you for something. So, one evening we open the bottle. The conclusion was that the liquid they started with for distilling was the sweat off of an old Caribou Bull's balls.

Pretty sure the bottle is still in the cupboard with but 2 small drinks poured out.


I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.