"Hi charlie chuckles this is your doctor"
"Hi Welfare doctor how are you doing"?
" I'm fine Charlie chuckles how are you"
"I'm fine doc just a little colostomy bag leak today but I'm good till CNA twice a week bath time tommorow".
" um... yeah ok... charlie chuckles do your own a gun" ?
" Yes sir I sure do! Saved up for a year got me a hi point .45 pistol"
"Thats nice charlie chuckles... blow your brains out with it and do society a favor"
Hang up click and dial tone in charlie chuckles ear....
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Only in a perfect world........
