Bigsqueeze: Unlike some on this post I have complete control of my ego!
Fun is fun - it does not need to be on a "hog" to enjoy the wind in the hair!
I and the VarmintWife bought a Yamaha "Zuma" several years ago and we just love it.
The VarmintChildren and VarmintGrandChildren just love to ride it when they come to visit as well.
It is dependable and a blast to ride here on our .7 mile long paved drive.
And on occasion I take it to town zipping along at 32 M.P.H. (thats as fast as I have had it going).
It has been exceptionally dependable and gets 123 M.P.G. (miles per gallon) with its 49 C.C. engine.

LINK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_Zuma

Yeah I own a scooter - wish I'd bought one sooner.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy