Cumrag,
I'm unaware of how you gals "celebrate" in the ghetto,but we tend to hug it out(daily),with a GrandBaby stealing The Show...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Bless your poor poor(literally) heart.
Perhaps start a GoFundMe for your S&B desires?!?
Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............