WNBA Official: "What's that 14" appendage hanging between your legs?"
Griner: "Dat is my man is da boat, bitch."
WNBA official: "It appears to be swimming to shore."
Griner: "What you mean?!! Doan make me call Reverand Al. He got a head like an Eggplant,...but he'll fug you up!! Say,....you got dinner plans tonight? I'll buy you a steak and make you howl at da moon."
