Why would anybody with a few brain cells to rub together want to get anywhere near Noo Yawk? It's full of rude, arrogant damyankees!
To get away from stupid southern rednecks who still think they won the Civil War!
AMERICA lost the Civil war, my friend.
America won! It kept the Union intact!
You sure about that? Kinda like saying a overbearing control freak husband saved his marriage by beating his wife into submission and forcing her at gunpoint to stay with him. Yeah, I can kinda see how that saved the marriage and the nation. I'm sure the husband is real proud of that accomplishment as were/are the Yanks.
