Why would anybody with a few brain cells to rub together want to get anywhere near Noo Yawk? It's full of rude, arrogant damyankees!
To get away from stupid southern rednecks who still think they won the Civil War!
AMERICA lost the Civil war, my friend.
America won! It kept the Union intact!
I don't know if you're trying to come across as an ignorant liberal dosh, but if you are, you're nailing it.
