It's your Imagination,simply Pretend with it as you MUST. Hint.
You keep extolling the "virtues" of your Professional Victim Status. Hint.
Perhaps cite how many times a day you think about me and the durations of same,if only to put your vicarious "living" in context?!? Hint.
Then reiterate how your wares are soooooo fhuqking "good",that they are draped in Pancho Villa ammo belts. That while you clamor mightily,to include me in your HILARIOUS "we-titude". Hint.
Then for THE "Win",Link this Thread on "your" site,to convey the uncanny "prowess" of "your" wares. Perhaps offer a Black Friday Poncho Villa Ammo Belt,for those who "order" "quick"?!? Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
