OP sounds like a bitch so the fact he’d hate thanksgiving makes sense.

Thanksgiving food isn’t hard to get right and if you’re too lazy to do it yourself but want to blame your wife who you chose that says a lot more about you than her.

If I had to I’d eat ham or pot roast on Thanksgiving because the day is about just that… giving thanks… not the food.

The fact you can complain the way you do shows on one hand how much you have to be thankful for, and on the other just how ungrateful you are for what you have.