Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by slumlord
Eating at Nana’s

Stinky dishrag sour milk smelling table cloth

Watery lukewarm mash potatoes

No salt on the table and I mean NoSalt. That potassium nitrate fertilizer fake shît

El cheapo Brown-n-Serve rolls. Butter hard as a rock

Uncle Si Tupperware plastic drinking cups

Old man blasting Donald Duck cartoons in the living room, refuses to eat and socialize with family.

Nephew “KC” destroying most of the pecan pie before dinner even starts. Beating everyone there by 2 hours




Rubber mallet for KC..

Just sayin.. smile
Casey gets a gallon bowl of mashed taters.
Everyone else gets 4 table spoons.

Casey flatters Nana 2 hrs ahead of everyone else showing up.
And eats everything he wants beforehand.
Some of the stories about Casey that slumlord has told me over the years.
Comedy Gold....