Eating at Nana’s
Stinky dishrag sour milk smelling table cloth
Watery lukewarm mash potatoes
No salt on the table and I mean NoSalt. That potassium nitrate fertilizer fake shît
El cheapo Brown-n-Serve rolls. Butter hard as a rock
Uncle Si Tupperware plastic drinking cups
Old man blasting Donald Duck cartoons in the living room, refuses to eat and socialize with family.
Nephew “KC” destroying most of the pecan pie before dinner even starts. Beating everyone there by 2 hours
Rubber mallet for KC..
Just sayin..
Casey gets a gallon bowl of mashed taters.
Everyone else gets 4 table spoons.
Casey flatters Nana 2 hrs ahead of everyone else showing up.
And eats everything he wants beforehand.
Some of the stories about Casey that slumlord has told me over the years.
Comedy Gold....