Eating at Nana’s
Stinky dishrag sour milk smelling table cloth
Watery lukewarm mash potatoes
No salt on the table and I mean NoSalt. That potassium nitrate fertilizer fake shît
El cheapo Brown-n-Serve rolls. Butter hard as a rock
Uncle Si Tupperware plastic drinking cups
Old man blasting Donald Duck cartoons in the living room, refuses to eat and socialize with family.
Nephew “KC” destroying most of the pecan pie before dinner even starts. Beating everyone there by 2 hours
Holee fugk, Cluggins is your sock puppet.
Wrong
What happens at nana’s is just my atonement for a myriad of sins
We have 2 other T-gibbins dinners to eat at. Turkey is in the oven now for us.
At nana’s they only eat chicken meat and dressing, and a raunchy bone-in shank ham- usually blood at the bone
Chuggins. Haha wtf
