Ladies,

I'll come to your Emotional Rescue,though you can still brandish your Professional Victim status,in all of it's "glory"...you "lucky" kchunts. Hint. Congratulations?!?

Fortunately,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even an Opiated Addled Brokedick Bed Pan Polisher and a Lying Fhuqking Texan,can "afford" to "contribute". You gals should duel,to see who thinks about me the most often and for the greatest duration(s),in the course of an "average" day. Your unified "heralded" Imaginary Pretend Ignore is fhuqking HILARIOUS! Hint.

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Anywhoo...onto Mechanics and the OP's Mind Numbing Fhuqking STUPIDITY. Hint.

Her high pitched Nasal Whine,denoted "bedding","twisting","bubbles","level" and her crossed-eyes,Blue Parking Permit and Drool Bib go without fhuqking saying. Just saying. Hint.

Before/during/after her uncanny "prowess",she still can't reliably get water out of the kitchen sink. Said glass has in the realm of 75" of windage travel at the 100yd line,but only after unleashing her "skills",were woes "discovered". Rest assured gals,if/when a mounting system is off six and a half fhuqking feet at 100yds,it can(SHOULD) be discerned lonnggggggggg before the glass is mounted. Read that again. Now one more time sloowwwwwwly. If only for fhuqking starters. HINT.

As an aside,do not "forget",that Imitation is THE most Sincere form of Flattery. Hint.

Fhuqking LAUGHING!.............

Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."