Originally Posted by sns2
Originally Posted by Big Stick
Ladies,

I'll come to your Emotional Rescue,though you can still brandish your Professional Victim status,in all of it's "glory"...you "lucky" kchunts. Hint. Congratulations?!?

Fortunately,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even an Opiated Addled Brokedick Bed Pan Polisher and a Lying Fhuqking Texan,can "afford" to "contribute". You gals should duel,to see who thinks about me the most often and for the greatest duration(s),in the course of an "average" day. Your unified "heralded" Imaginary Pretend Ignore is fhuqking HILARIOUS! Hint.

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Anywhoo...onto Mechanics and the OP's Mind Numbing Fhuqking STUPIDITY. Hint.

Her high pitched Nasal Whine,denoted "bedding","twisting","bubbles","level" and her crossed-eyes,Blue Parking Permit and Drool Bib go without fhuqking saying. Just saying. Hint.

Before/during/after her uncanny "prowess",she still can't reliably get water out of the kitchen sink. Said glass has in the realm of 75" of windage travel at the 100yd line,but only after unleashing her "skills",were woes "discovered". Rest assured gals,if/when a mounting system is off six and a half fhuqking feet at 100yds,it can(SHOULD) be discerned lonnggggggggg before the glass is mounted. Read that again. Now one more time sloowwwwwwly. If only for fhuqking starters. HINT.

As an aside,do not "forget",that Imitation is THE most Sincere form of Flattery. Hint.

Fhuqking LAUGHING!.............


Interesting cat for sure. No respect from this quarter, as his knowledge doesn’t come close to making up for his ignorance to honest questions. My theory is not deep. I think he lives alone, can no longer masturbate, so watching porn is a waste of time, and thus he takes out his inner frustration on others. Just my two cents.

Nobody thinks Schtick is smarter than everyone else on the planet, MORE than Schtick does...

No one is up to his standards, that is why he lives alone by himself, far away from society... and drugs his brain on a continual basis, with alcohol and lord knows what else... Heck even Schtick can't live with Schtick.....

Cut the little minion some slack... LoL. No one on the planets makes as much of two remaining brain cells than Schtick....

It ain't easy being short, bald, crosseyed, stupid lookin, living by yourself in the middle of nowhere....It ain't easy being Schtick....

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