By golly, boy howdy I hate this legtronic gas pump
Have to have a creddick card, this machine won’t take my Diner’s Club and there’s so many buttons
There’s cameras everwhere and the Big Brother is gonna take a picture of my lic plate and I’ll be on a watch list, this is the mark of the beast, next is the Luciferous luminous chip they try to olant in your hand. Ohhhh…Margret take me home. I want to curl up in a fetal position and read my 19 and 61 Herter’s.
