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I was cleaning the snow off the out house roof when I saw this one chasing a giraffe onto a spaceship. I kept cleaning the snow off the outhouse roof while i called the fbi and told them to dress up as insurrectionists and shoot the spaceship down but to wait for me to be ready.
I went to the best spot for a space ship to crash land and i heard a ship go down and i thought damn, I'm at the wrong crash site. But then another one fell out of the sky and the buck crawled out and I struck him several times with an aluminum powerglide transmission.

That's me in the photo, everyone thinks it's my oldest son but it's me, i trimmed my facial hair and I've been taking the balance of nature vegetable and fruit pills so I look 27 years younger than I am.

It all worked out. The other crash I heard was a different spacecraft the fbi shot down.