My dad said "horny" instead of "ornery". In retrospect, they're the same.
I used to say "chester drawers" instead of "chest of drawers".
When I was a kid I thought "making mincemeat" was the same thing as "making ends meet". Could never figure out why we never had mincemeat for dinner.
By the way "Olathe" the town in Colorado is pronounced O-lay-thuh. Saguche is pronounced Suh-watch.
Louisville is pronounced Louis-ville. Not luwee-ville, nor loovl. The Poudre river is pronounced poo-der.
